Ossama bin Laden you blow my mind! "It never occurred to us that the commander in chief of the American forces (Bush) would leave 50,000 citizens in the two towers to face those horrors alone at a time when they most needed him because he thought listening to a child discussing her goat and its ramming was more important than the planes and their ramming of the skyscrapers. This had given us three times the time needed to carry out the operations, thanks be to God..." Srtaight slapping Bush in the mouth. Than dude starts dropping moderate minded logic all over the place instead of the usual archaic Quranic, I've always wanted to write the phrase archaic Quranic, he ryhmes out. He's got new catch phrases now. Things like "We had no difficulty in dealing with Bush and his administration because they resemble the regimes in our countries, half of which are ruled by the military and the other half by the sons of kings ... They have a lot of pride, arrogance, greed and thievery." He even got a little proletariat brotherhood in there when he hyped up the fact that he's got no grudge with those design savvy Scandanavians. "Unlike what Bush says that we hate freedom, let him tell us why didn"t we attack Sweeden". Fuck no, than who would be creating all that bomb ass furniture and accents that muslims love The bottome line though is that this guy's offering "reconcilliation" with Europe. He has no ofiicial country, land, military,citizens, GNP, tax stimulus package, or even a plan for universal health care, and he is sitting at a table discussing geopolitics likes he's a player. Thanks to Bush and his very poor decision making skills, bin Laden actually is a player now. He is alive and well and making a play for the Muslim middle ground. Arafat is gonna die in a couple days, who else does the Muslim world have, Mayber Iran, that's about it and right now that's not a very good option for anybody. Basically, who ever is presidente USA next year is gonna have a very strong and popular arch nemesis to deal with. But this is no Dr. Evil with a a bank load of cash and 12 followers, Osama's gonna have a significant percentage of the global population supporting him. But then again, maybe he is just a Dr. Evil wanna be, he's quoting "Farenheit 911" so its obvious he checks in with Hollywoods latest capers. It only took 19 dudes and about $200,000 cash to pull off that hijacking stunt. All I do know is Osama is blowing up!

oh and in case you need some uplifting check this Polish dude and realize the Poles are no laughing matter!!!!!!